FFFFFUUUUUUU lack of autocorrect.

haha see what i did there. Yes, this is a rant. you have been warned. I will type like i type in documents that automatically correct small spelling errors and switch all the i's to I's. The lack of funcionability of my L key may also create some interesting typos as it decides to stick randomly. This blogging thingy is completly stupid, but i do it anyway, because i have nothing better to do, i'm tired, and this is funny to me. As gothy as i am i'm also a total hipster because my blog isn't on tumbler and i have less that 10 readers. SO BOOYEAH I'm not mainstream. yay for me. jk. i think hipsters are silly, but that's for another time. this is a rant about autocorrect. we get used to it, so used to it that without it we flounder. OMG I HAVE TO CAPITALIZE WHAT!? yeah okay that's great stfu. I like autocorrect because i am lazy when i type and it assists me in actually looking educated. and although i know what i'm suppose to capitalize and whatnot i simply do not enjoy the idea of having to press another key simultaneously to get an insignificant momentary response. i do not care if something is capitalized, you will get what i'm trying to say unless you're a complete buffon. I strongly dislike idiotic polititans. no offense to anyone, actually, idc, this is my blog. FREEDOM OF SPEECH MOFO. I do not like obama. I find his methods rather silly and ineffective. Then again I didn't like the other guys either, and I can't eve vote so it doesn't really matter. Silly obama. Silly autocorrect. On a happier note my friend stopped trying to convince me i'm a lesbian. Hush you easily offended people, i have lesbian friends, i just happen to be straight. That is all. idk i'm tired. OOOOOUT!!!

Dear Parents

Would it surprise you to find out that I like... BEING MYSELF!!! I know that you do not approve of my ideas of the world, and that you believe I do not understand you and am unappreciative, but hey... I actually do understand. I just like figuring out shit for myself -__- I promise that if you point out something obvious I will have already noticed it, or that if you think i'm messy i do too, i just don't do anything about it. I like myself, please don't try to convince me otherwise.

Screw this

You know how parents always say stuff like, "I only want the best for you" and "This is important for your future" and "We've all been through it before". Screw that. SCREW THAT. Instead of just controlling your kids and trying to turn them into little clones of you, how about you let THEM decide. I didn't want to take ballet, i didn't want to take a swimming class, i didn't want to go into chourus. I sure as hell don't want to take BALLROOM dancing. At least, not right now. Sure, they may be "good ideas" that will "help my future" but did you ever stop to think that maybe i just want to have my summer to myself. i do not enjoy having my life planned out for me without my consent, or consultation. I am blossoming into my own life and need to make my own decisions, i need to find my interests on my own, i need you to stop shoving me into activitys that i don't want to participate in.

Most Awesomeist person in the whole WORLD!!!

My biffle gret is hilarious, how do we know? This magnificent piece of humor -

"So dude, did you get some last night?" "Yeah man, I sure did!" "I'm so jealous. Was it a good one or just a quickie?" "It was the best! Felt like it lasted all night!" "You lucky jerk. I haven't gotten any sleep for ages."

This reminds me some of why i love her so much. (I would say the other stuff but it would take to long <3 ya gret!)

Rebirth

I am a phoenix, rising from the ashes of my own destruction. I will spread these new wings and fly away. I will be reborn into something far more powerful than i previously was. That which was has been destroyed and there is no turning back. I will become my own strength, there is nothing that matters anymore. It is all collateral, and worthless. I will no longer try to become something i am not, i will break these chains and revel in their destruction. This is a darkness that cannot be fought, so i must instead embrace it. I will become the dark nightmare, the demon that must be faced. I have seen the lies, the whispers, the deceptions. I will shed all that has been placed on me, these worries will no longer be a part of me. I will escape it, and take the consequences in stride. This is a pain that reaches beyond mere discomfort, so i will no longer try to accept it. I will fight it and conqure it, i will give up on what others think and do only what i want. If this is what it takes so be it. Within death a prince awaits, a shinigami sitting in perfection, watching, waiting, and I will spread these wings and fly to him when the time comes. Until then watch the shadows, for within them i will lurk, waiting to destory you.

Oh Popularity

Unless you live under a rock, you know what facebook.com is, you've definitly heard of it, and probably have your own. Well facebook is usually a good way to find out how 'popular' someone is. You can look to see how many friends, pictures, videos, and wall posts a person has. Also when viewing the pictures another indication of how popular someone is, is how many pictures they have of themselves in swimwear, with other people, in poses that could be considered scandalous or skanky. I really don't understand what the mentality behind this is. Popular people just seem to have a subconcious drive to post oodles of pictures of themselves looking like whores. Also popular people have popular friends who can't deny the urge to comments on afore mentioned pictures with comments like "duh dat how we do shit now.lol" (I'm not kidding, that's a legit quote), and also the names of the albums containing these pictures are just as idiotic. This is an actual name of an album of pictures posted by a 'popular' person - "B.O.P. Bitches over players <3". If this is you, what the heck? You may think you're clever and intelligent, but no, that album name is just rediculous, that's all there is to it. Also, if any 'popular' people ever read this, you may say i'm just a hater. Sorry, no, i'm not a hater, i'm not jealous of you at all, i don't need makeup, swimsuits, shirtless guys, or preppy friends to feel like i'm beautiful. I'm fine with my sweatpants, personality, and natural beauty. Sure, i know there are popular people out there who actually have brains, but i have yet to encounter them. I'm stuck surrounded by empty, idiotic, irritating popular people, who have somehow managed to convince themselves that they perfect. And the thing that really sucks, is that even though they're total idiots, they still manage to get really good grades, and what's absolutly terrifying, is that they make up most of the student government. If someone with a brain tried to run they wouldn't get the seat, because the 'popular' people are backed by the idiots of the student body, which sadly is the mahority of the student body. If you're a popular person, or if you're a person with substance, feel free to comment. Seriously though, popular people are annoying, that's really all there is to it.

Random mind blurtage

these are thing that don't really fit into anything but i still want to share.

1 - i got pwned by a 13year old, in a unfun way

2 - when i cry i collect my tears in a plastic vial

3 - never underestimate the power of chocolate

4 - questionable content is an awesome web comic, as is xkcd

5 - i have the best friends ever, they accept my weirdness without question

6 - i need to go on a rant about originallity and being compared to other people